Sweet Potato Messages
Sweet Potato Messages

Sweet Potato Express is a service that allows you to send anyone in the U.S. a sweet spud with a personalized ANONYMOUS message on it. Thinking of sending a Birthday, Congrats, Get Well Soon card? This is a Wonderful hilarious alternative to the boring card and flowers that will wilt very fast! Your friends, family, and others will be so surprised that they will never forget this novelty gift! Order your Sweet Potato Message today! ALWAYS HILARIOUS! ALWAYS ANONYMOUS! (unless you don't want it to be!)

 MESSAGE IDEAS

NICE YOUNG YAM LOOKING FOR A GOOD LADY!

YOU RECIEVED THIS SPUD BECAUSE SOMEONE THINKS WE LOOK ALIKE!

TATER TOTS ON BOARD

SWEET POTATO IN THE OVEN

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

GUESS WHO!

YOU WON...A SWEET SPUD!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY DAD! 

TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHO SENT ME!

GIVE IT ALL TO THE LORD!

I WASN'T SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS EITHER...AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T GET WRITTEN ON AND MAILED!

CAN I SMELL YOUR FEET?

WE'RE PREGNANT

CAN I TO TAKE YOU TO DINNER TONIGHT?

GUESS WHO'S GONNA BE GRANDPARENTS!

I LOVE YOU!COULD YOU PLEASE SHOWER AT NIGHT SO I CAN WATCH YOU WITHOUT YOUR NEIGHBORS SEEING ME!

i LOVE EVERYTHING YOU!!!

TAG...YOU'RE IT!!!!

YOU STINK

i WANT TO FILL YOUR HEART WITH MY LOVE!

sMILE!!! GOD LOVES YOU!!!!

I OWE YOU EVERYTHING!

NEXT TIME IT'S GOING THROUGH YOUR WINDSHIELD!

I WANTED TO GET YOU A RING...THIS WAS CHEAPER!

MY PET BIRD DIED...I KEPT HIM...HE'S MY ONLY FRIEND...WANT TO BE FRIENDS?

UNDER YOUR BED IS REALLY DUSTY

GUESS WHO LOVE'S YOU!

PROM?

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

HI

TRAPPED IN A POTATO FACTORY...SEND HELP!

I SAW YOU FROM THE DUMPSTER

YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA!...WANNA GO OUT SOMETIME!

I LOVE POTATOES

GOT KETCHUP?

WHEN DO YOU GO ON VACATION...SO I CAN TAKE OFF AND GO WITH YOU!

I QUIT!

HOW DID YOU BECOME MY BOSS WHEN YOU ARE SO STUPID?

MY DEEDEE SAY'S I'M THE BEST KISSER IN TOWN!

A$$HOLE

I SAW YOU IN MY DREAMS LASTNIGHT!

YOU BRING THIS...I'LL BRING THE WINE!

HEY SEXY!

MOVIES?

WANNA GO OUT...AND WILL YOU PAY...I'M BROKE!

I LOVE THE WAY YOUR DOG PEE'S

WANNA HANG OUT AGAIN? YOUR CAT IS REALLY COOL AND I MISS HIM!

I WANNA GET BAKED!

LOOKING FOR A NICE YOUNG YAM!

HOLLA!

I SAVED UP ALL YEAR FOR THIS GIFT!

DO YOU LIKE YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT?

I LOVE TO SHOP...AT THE GROCERY STORE!

SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT!

YOUR BROTHER IS WAY MORE FUN THAN YOU!

SPUD-DACIOUS

BEST MOM IN THE WORLD

GET THAT CHIP OFF YOUR SHOULDER!

YOU'RE ONE HOT POTATO!

SPUD LIFE

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN SHOVE THIS!

THE SILENCE OF THE YAMS

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED!

EAT ME!

COUCH POTATO

DON'T BE AN AGI-TATER!

MASTERTATER!

PUFF PUFF PASS!

WANNA COCK MY SPUD GUN?

I WANNA BE SLOW COOKED WITH YOU!

MARRY ME!

WANNA DO IT AU GRATIN?

i WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU!

I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL!

DON'T BE A DICK-TATER!

 

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